GAMMA-FUELED FRENZY BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was website this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started

Well gang, get ready and check out the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. This time won't believe your peepers. Those little lights are gonna be work overtime faster than a speeding train. Get ready 'cause this is one show you won't wanna miss. Expect the unexpected! Prepare for blinding